What's the Opposite of Sleeveless?

For those of us whose arms get cold but the rest of our torso does not, Calvin Klein has a sweater of sorts for us. Unfortunately it is already sold out, probably because of it's reasonable price. Check back later

I'm reminded of https://www.pinterest.com/pin/218143175672460941/

Thank you for finding a shopping opportunity that manages to make a $1000 cellphone seem like a reasonable expenditure.........
..... if only that sweater had a cellphone pocket.......

And in turn, I'm reminded of the muddy jeans from not long ago. The world of fashion is just plain weird. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/04/26/nordstrom-is-selling-jeans-caked-in-fake-dirt-for-hundreds-of-dollars/?utm_term=.b8f19d28cf76

How many people, if given the choice between being gifted the absurd sweater or the new iphone, would chose the sweater? Was it P.T. Barnum who said a sucker is born every minute. I suppose there are some who could and would buy both the iphone and the sweater.