It appears that the net neutrality rules are headed to the crematorium. But the beloved big ISPs will surely do the right thing if this comes to pass.
"I've come to the conclusion that Pai is so thoroughly parasitized by telecoms that it’s as if he’s an ant colonized by Cordyceps. The ComVeriATT fungus has driven him to climb to a position in government at the right height, direction, and humidity, and clench down on the seat of the FCC chairman with his jaws so that he cannot be removed. Soon, the fruiting bodies of the telecoms will free themselves from the withered bindings of his flesh and burst through his skull to rain down spores of paid fast lanes and throttling on us all, screwing over us for generations to come."