Thanks, als-- "quantum bupkisdynamics" gave me my first laugh of the day!
From Wiktionary: bupkis: "Absolutely nothing; nothing of value, significance, or substance. " (Yiddish derivation.)
My first exposure to 'bupkis' was a rerun of The Dick Van Dyke Show, in a song with the chorus "Bupkis is a lot of nothing, and that's what I got from you."
You beat me to it, als. I had the same question about "quantum bupkisdynamics". I've come to the thinking it's just a tongue-in-cheek conclusion that what Gravity is, is NOT known, but what it is NOT is what physicists DO know, hence the "bupkis". It was an interesting article, nonetheless.