Thanks for the tip! Reboot complete here at the Diedrich_Duopoly. 
KNX Newsradio (the Los Angeles-area CBS station) aired a story about this situation this afternoon. So congratulations, @Isamorph, on your Breaking News reporting skills!
I might call it news reporting about "Break Ins".:dry:
Update: The bad guys are even badder than we thought. The recent router malware attack is worse than security researchers originally thought, and there is not much the average router owner can do about it. Damn internet is crawling with crooks.