Modified Blackberry phones, Cheese Danishes, constitutional law, and a man called "The Boss"---what's not to like, except for the fact it's real. I would agree with the article's author about it resembling a would be episode of the award winning "Breaking Bad" TV show.
And as one commentator on the article said: "The critical point got buried however":
"Law enforcement left the truckload of cheese danishes."
If you ask me, the biggest crime of all was leaving that many cheese Danishes behind -- what a waste, and a costly error if you consider what they would have sold for at Starbucks. Hopefully someone in need of food (not drugs) got to enjoy the edible contraband.