Any interest in the "Never-ending Sentence" game?

So the game is to make a story with only one, very long, never-ending, sentence. Each player can write as many or as few words as they wish. Could be fun to see how long we can go while still making sense!

I'll start with the time-honored beginning for stories --

Once upon a time,

Once upon a time, there existed a story teller who could not converse with others without telling a lengthy story about his own experiences with the subject at hand, and many found this story telling obsession quite irritating, while others....

... found it quite inspiring especially when he told tales like this one about ...

...playing a word game, trying to tell a story with only one very long, never-ending sentence, which in his case was autobiographical, revealing details about the time he...

....he left his home city of Forsyth, in the Missouri Ozarks, at age 15 in order to escape an abusive situation as well as to see what else the world had to offer, and so he hopped a freight train....

Which roared down the tracks, with an unearthly shaking and rattling, carrying the young man away, far away,. and off towards the unknown.......

...and though the train ride was rough and noisy and he really wanted to experience all the wonderful sights and sounds that he could, fatigue finally set in, at which point he fell into a deep sleep and started dreaming about...

....a bright future where he would get a job, save money to go to college and study the great writers or story tellers, meet a young women, and one day....

...write a best-selling (fiction) novel about his storybook-perfect family where everyone got along and treated each other with the utmost respect, which would receive rave reviews and make him wealthy enough to...

...to write a sincere, fact based autobiographical novel, "Daddy ", which recounts how he overcame the horrors of....

...having an older cell phone with only 150MB of data each month before it was throttled, and how he somehow managed to post plenty of items on his favorite forum, Nth Circle, especially on his favorite thread, which was...

....the "Never-ending Sentence" thread, or, as he liked to humorously say, the run on sentence thread, which always brought up fond memories of Kafka, one of his idols, who....

curiously enough had the same personality quirks as his pet exo-skeletal scarab beetle , also named Kafka who who also was wont, on occasion, like Kafka, to....

...roll balls of dung around on the ground and deposit them in his home (or as he called it, his burrow) to attract the ladies...

.....which didn't work for the beetle, but, evidently, if he actually did such a thing, worked for Kafka, who, though he never married due to his alienated ways and other quirks, was attractive to many a female and enjoyed the company of several women.....

(WARNING: NO LONGER G-RATED!)

...who, incredibly, believed they were scarab beetle descendants and liked to attempt to lay their eggs in his dung balls (which in itself was the perfect quirky complement to Kafka) and then wait to see what happened next, all the while talking with him as he gathered input regarding his existentialist philosophy...

...and, lo and behold, there is still some controversy today as to whether or not one of these eggs resulted in the birth of a child fathered by Kafka, who may have been, an untrustworthy person speculated, if it is Kafka's child, the inspiration for Nathaniel West's Balso Snell character, or maybe even the inspiration for the the Beetle Bailey character, but none of this...

...remained in his consciousness for long after the young runaway awoke from his long nap, because shortly after he got up he found and ate his first fortune cookie in the railroad car, possibly discarded or dropped by a fellow freight train hopper or hobo, and that gave him a new purpose in life, to find out who had determined the fortune he found in that cookie, which read...

...."Que Sera, Sera--- become who you are, you can do what you like... but the outcome will be the same, for it has already been determined," words that spurred him forth.....

To jump screaming, " ahoy ahoy mateys". from the freight train, as he hit ground he found himself in the outskirts of Alice Springs, Australia where he....