Jumping to Conclusions

Study concludes that it is equally safe to jump from an airplane with a backpack or a parachute, provided that it is only a two foot jump.

Hmmmm...and such 'studies' are funded with how many millions in grants ??

We do adore Popeye's foods, sadly there are none closer than a 2+ hour drive from here (or I'd likely be as big as a house by now...!).

Sure, comfort foods do have their places, but:
Emo fried chicken nuggets ??
That's just plain silly.